Morning Headlines

I love reading news headlines. Most of the time they are much more interesting than the article that follows. It’s no wonder that the majority of the Onion’s material is based entirely on the headlines. Here are a few that I found funny today;

You know, as opposed to taking up heroin to kick your cocaine habit.

I know Britney’s little sister is young, but somebody needs to fill her in on the fact that all babies leak! Just when you think you’ve got it under control by putting that absorbent padding around their butt – they start leaking from the other end… it’s a vicious cycle, Jamie.

…as well as a checkered present, and their future ain’t looking all that bright either!

Too much what? Too much media exposure?

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