The Pemberley Estate Serves the Most Delicious Brains in England

Have you ever been reading a work of classic literature and thought to yourself, “this celebrated work of fiction would be much better if it just had some serious un-dead action”? If your answer is yes, what the hell is wrong with you?

On the other hand, Seth Grahame-Smith did. He took Jane Austen’s classic Pride and Prejudice and added text throughout to fill-in the story-line with scenes of zombie violence & brain-eating. Thereby creating the upcoming mash-up novel, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance – Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem!

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“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.” So begins Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, an expanded edition of the beloved Jane Austen novel featuring all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie mayhem. As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton-and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she’s soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers-and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield as Elizabeth wages war against hordes of flesh-eating undead. Can she vanquish the spawn of Satan? And overcome the social prejudices of the class-conscious landed gentry? Complete with romance, heartbreak, swordfights, cannibalism, and thousands of rotting corpses, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies transforms a masterpiece of world literature into something you’d actually want to read.

h/t to Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me

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