This has the potential to be the least spiritual blog post on the Christian season of Lent that you have ever read.
Ready for it?
Here is the logic:
According to Wikipedia (the most trusted information source on the planet *cough-cough*)…
“the traditional purpose of Lent is the preparation of the believer (One Love-People Get Ready by Bob Marley) — through prayer (I Say A Little Prayer by Aretha Franklin), repentance (Please Forgive Me by David Gray), almsgiving (Give It Away by Red Hot Chili Peppers) and self-denial (Tempted by Squeeze) — for the annual commemoration during Holy Week of the Death and Resurrection of Jesus.”