What’s The Punchline?

Last Sunday after church the wife and I went to the Asian Bistro for lunch. An older couple came in a few minutes later and sat at a table across from us. They had obviously come straight from church too considering how they were dressed. But then I noticed that the man was wearing black dress pants, a black turtleneck, black belt, black socks & shoes…

And the first thing that popped into my brain was, “I didn’t realize that Mummenschanz was in town.”

Then I realized that I could probably count the number of my friends that would actually “get” that joke on one hand – possibly two, but I doubt it.

And that made me sad.

Iron Gonzo?

Here is my submission to the Muppet Movie Posters thread at Fark.com.
(Thanks to Jason for turning me on to that!)

Unfortunately, I believe they closed that thread to new comments before I had a chance to post it.

Iron Gonzo

Okay – So I’m not all that great with Photoshop…
Could’ve been worse though, right?

Oh well.